10 Very Good Dating Tips for Dummies

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#1. He’s just not that into you if he’s f%cking someone else

Please don’t expect a guy to change for you. You’re going to end up with your heart broke. If he likes to be a “pass around”, then let him be, and save yourself some drama.

#2. If you’re interested in him and he talks about other girls he’s seeing while he’s hanging out with you, you’re not just a close friend, you’re a dummy.

Don’t let a guy think that’s okay to talk about being with other girls around you. That’s bullshit, and you know it.

#3. Best way to scare him away, do scary shit

You know what I’m talking about, it’s your second date and you’re already setting your wedding date? You slept with him once and you told him you loved him? Get a hold of yourself! Do me a favor and have your best friend shake the shit out of you, because that’s some scary shit!

#4. If you’re tired of dating men who won’t commit, stop dating those type of men

Umm…… duh?

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#5. Don’t expect to bag a 10 if you’re only a 2

I’m not saying you’re ugly, I don’t even know you, but if you’re an average looking girl with a snaggletooth, don’t set your standards impossibly high.

#6. If you have an attractive mate, other people are going to want to sleep with them. Why? Because they are attractive.

Don’t go getting all jealous and crazy just because someone looks at or flirts with your Man. If he’s a good one, then he only has eyes for you.

#7. If you eventually want to get married, date other people that eventually want to get married too

Common sense right? Don’t date someone who just wants someone to fool around with.

#8. If you want to be approached more, be approachable

Don’t be a dick. Even if you don’t really want to talk to the guy you can still be nice.

#9. Sex is important to most people

It really is. Sex is important because you wouldn’t want to spend the rest of your life with someone who was lame in the sack, would you?

#10. Being single is better that being in a sh#tty relationship

Don’t be sad that you’re single, feeling like you’re missing something, watching from the outside in. Everyone has that one friend who has a sh*tty relationship, but yet, they won’t leave their partner.