In his Last Week Tonight show, Oliver used a chance to smash down the Trump wall. Oliver highlighted the absurdities of constructing that wall, and he really came in like a wrecking ball.

Wall? Really Trump?

You’re probably asking yourself what would be the purpose of the wall? But don’t you worry; Trump has an answer to that question. He stated how the wall will make USA citizens safer. Wall between USA and Mexico will protects USA citizens from Mexican rapists, drug dealers and criminals, who is coming in USA and wreaking havoc. His words, we swear.

To show that he is truly prepared, Trump estimated the wall’s construction would cost from $4 billion to $12 billion. John Oliver on the other hand figured that $12 billion is just a part of needed budget. When all costs are calculated: steel columns plus labor, concentrate for footing the columns, concentrate foundation, roads for trucks, and an additional 30 % for engineering, design and management, Trump wall would cost at least 25$billion. Oliver stated: “it’s a big, dumb thing that only gets more expensive over time. It’s like getting a pet walrus: You think its stupid now, wait until you learn what a bucket of sea cucumbers costs. You’ve not prepared for that!”

It just keeps on getting better

One more theory Trump gave is that Mexico will pay for the wall, but that’s probably not going to happen, either. The current treasury secretary of the Mexico told that: “Mexico under no circumstance is going to pay for the wall that Mr. Trump is proposing.” Two former presidents said the Mexico wouldn’t pay a cent for, in the words of Vicente Fox “that f*cking wall”. It’s your idea Trump, you should pay for it.

The next problem is where the wall should be. Your instinct says on the border, but that’s a bigger problem than you think. In 2006 Bush singed a project called the Secure Fence Act, which called for a 700 mile fence along the border. The fence ran into many problems, one of them is “no men's land” aka golf course between Texas and Mexico, who belongs to no one.

Since Trump’s wall will cost an estimated 77$ per person, Oliver has another plan in mind. To provide Americans with some "warm satisfaction inside" that money should be used to buy Waffle Iron for every man, woman and. It costs 75$ and there would still be 1$billion left. “This waffle iron plan will cost less; it’ll do nearly as much to keep out immigrants and drugs. It won’t harm our relationship with our third largest trading partner. If it is racist, it’s only toward Belgians and unlike Donald Trump’s wall” – are the final and indeed wise words from John Oliver.

What kind of country do you want to have?

Ask yourself what kind of country do you want to have? Billions will be spent on one man wishes, while causing problems for the rest of the country. You don't want that, do you? Well, it is up to every American to choose the right person to guide them. We are sure they will choose well.